影之宅 第一季

好吧，只是作为一个小姑娘的思路看这4个男人。。
亲爱的raj，你是我一眼望下去最帅的男人。好吧，我承认我有点小外貌派，毕竟leonard的身高，Wolowitz的小样都不怎么的。。入目。而shelton虽然有了身高，还算顺眼的外貌，但就是败在了我对亚洲脸庞的偏好下。。
我一直以为，你是一个稍稍内向老实的人，妈妈说，老实的人是靠得住的。
你总是不敢和女人说话，这样很好，至少我们在一起后，你只会和我说话，即使你看着别的女人，但是你却不会开口，很好，没有出墙的可能。
你总是被另外几个忽视，这也很好，你就有更多的时间陪着我。。
即使你妈妈喜欢印度女生，即使你爸爸喜欢hot的女生，我还是决定坚定的和你站在一起。。。
在我对你的印象越来越好的时候。。你喝了那杯酒。。然后。。你的形象就这样华丽丽哗啦啦的倒塌了。。。-。-原来你就是传说中的。。。“闷骚”。。喝了酒之后的你，和Wolowitz是不分上下的。。
我开始担心如果你被人灌醉了，是不是会和Wolowitz一样的。。淫乱。。是不是也开始数落我的身高体重。。我也开始担心如果你有了成就，是不是会嫌弃我的文凭我的事业。。
好吧，我们就这样到此为止吧。。

亲爱的Wolowitz，我们还是保持最最纯洁的朋友关系吧，虽然你会多种语言，虽然我们交谈应该不会像其他人那样的。。。困难。。虽然我不用在床上找很多很多的蛮牛。。也不用去图书馆领回你。。虽然我的那些哥们说你是天才的率真，敢于表现自己的饥渴和猥琐。。。但是。。我还是受不了你那自以为幽默的搭讪方式。以及。。我最不想面对的婆媳关系。。即使我能忍受你，但我也绝不能忍受你的妈妈。。
好吧，我们就做最普通的朋友吧。。

亲爱的leonard，你是他们中间最像人的人了。你有正常的EQ，会在我伤心的时候安慰我，有过人的。。。体力。即使你矮了点，度数高了点，不能吃我最爱的乳糖，但总体而言。。你是我可以接受的存在。只是，看到你多次和Leslie的ML，让我幼小的心灵遭受到了打击。。
好吧，你还是跟着你的penny走吧。。

亲爱的shelton。你是最特别的存在。。你的智商让我自叹不如，你的自负让我甘拜下风，你的完美主义让我感到窒息，你IQ和EQ之间的差值让我感到不可思议。。我常常在想，怎么样的女生才可以配的上你的。。首先，要有leonard的好脾气，她得能忍受你不是故意的嘲讽，忍受你的完美主义，忍受你的固执，忍受你的“坦率”；其次，她必须和你有着相同的爱好，喜欢看脑，喜欢给别人肚子挠痒痒，喜欢red vines糖，喜欢陈皮鸡丁；最后，我深深的总结了一下。。
shelton，我还是给你订做一个女生吧。。

既然现在没蜜蜂出没 你可以用我的肾上腺素
Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.

泰国在19世纪后半期才有叉子
Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.
有趣的是他们不直接把叉子放在嘴里而是用叉子来吧食物放在勺子里然后用勺子放到嘴里.
Interesingly they don't put the fork in their mouth.They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.

路易斯莱恩从高空往下掉以每秒32英尺的初速度做自由落体加速
Lois lane is falling,accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second.
超人俯冲下来用两个钢筋一样的手臂想要接住她
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel
此时莱恩小姐在以每小时120公里的速度往下掉
Miss lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour
碰到钢筋手臂 立马被劈成三瓣
Hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.

(Leonard)但是如果超人也达到那个速度然后减速
Unless superman matches her speed and decelerates
(Sheldon)还有时间吗 先生 她离地面两尺高
In what space ,sir? she's two feet above the ground.
如果他真的爱她的话 他应该让她掉在马路上 那还比较仁慈
Frankly,if he really loved her,he'd let her hit the pavement.It'd be a more merciful death.

问一下 跟我解释下托盘餐具放在沙发上 这算哪门子组织系统.
Excuse me.Explain to me an organization system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid.
我刚才有提到过这是沙发因为证据表明咖啡桌上正在举办小型二手货贩卖
I'm just inferring this a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.

(Leonard)你不能在半夜闯进一个女人的公寓 打扫
You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean
(Sheldon)我别无选择 我睡不着 想到在我卧室外面是我们的客厅,在我们客厅外面是走廊和走廊这边就是...这个样子.
I had no choice . I couldn't sleeo knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway.And immediately adjacent to the hallway was...this.

(Leonard)有些错误 像居里夫人发现了镭后来被证明有很大的科学研究价值 尽管她后来死于漫长而痛苦的放射性危害.
Some mistakes,such as madam curie's discovery of radium,turned out to have great scientific potential,even though she would later die a slow painful death"from radiation poisoning".

(Howard)我就担心这个
Oh boy,i was afraid of this.
(Leonard)怎么了
What?
(Howard)这些说明书用的都是些图解用最没有想象力的方式组合的这些零件.这就是为什么瑞典没有太空项目.
These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components.This,right here is why sweden has no space program.
(Leonard)这个设计非常不合理 假设她有个平板电视,那就意味着这后面的空间都浪费了
It is an inefficient design,for example,she has a flat screen tv which means all the space behind it is wasted.
(Sheldon)我们可以把音响放这
We could put her stereo back there.
(Leonard)那怎么遥控?
and control it how?
(Sheldon)装个红外线转接器 光电管装这 接收器装这 小菜一碟
Run an infrared repeater.Photo cell here,emitter here,easy-peasy.
(Howard)想法不错 怎么冷却
Good point How are you gonna cool it?
(Sheldon)用风扇怎么样 这里一个 这里一个
How about fans?here and here.
(Leonard)还是不太合理而且可能有噪音.
Also inefficient,and might be loud.
(Howard)液体冷却剂怎么样 在这弄个水泵.装四分之一英寸的聚氯乙烯
How about liquid coolant?maybe a little aquarium pump here,run some quarter-inch pvc...
(Penny)这个东西其实挺简单的
Guys,this is actually really simple.
(Howard)等会,亲爱的,男人在干活
Hold on,honey. men at work.
聚氯乙烯循环到这,用电波纹薄钢板在这做散热器
The pvc comes down here.Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.
(Leonard)是嘛?那怎么装水盘,水闸?还有蓄电池?
Yeah?show me where we put a drip tray,a sluice,and an overflow reservoir.
(Sheldon)如果用到水,那就要把这玩意接地吧.
If water's involved,we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.
(Penny)这里好热哦,我还是把衣服脱光了吧..
It's hot in here, i think i'll just take off all my clothes.
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(Leonard)我想出来了.如果我们把嵌板A B F和横木H都换成航空铝.
Oh, i've got it.What about if we replace panels a,b and f and crossbar h with aircraft-grade aluminum?
(Sheldon)对了,那整个就都是散热片
Right.then the entire thing is one heat sink.
(Howard)完美,你和谢尔顿去废物堆积场找个6平方的铝合板,我和拉杰搞定氧乙炔喷焊器.
Perfect.You and sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum?Raj and i will get the oxyacetylene torch.
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(未加名字标注的默认为sheldon所说)
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作为friends的坚定拥趸，很少关注其它喜剧，但这部片子的题材实在很难让人拒绝。好在时间都不长，一集就20分钟，很容易就看完了第一季，现在已经巴巴地望着下一季了。

星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。

印象比较深刻的有：

Leonard同学为了告别过去，拥抱新生活，决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时，那决绝的表情，还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近！否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。

几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来，很拉风。

Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~

猥琐男Howard Wolowitz，赢了physics bowl（物理碗）之后，跪地脱衣，搭配《we are the champion》……

nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。

“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负：“火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的？火箭科学家？太丢人了”，以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”（朋友在我车上，很多很多朋友），还有它的多普勒效应外套。


---------------------花絮的分隔线--------------------

第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来，传到了youtube上，然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有，而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版，里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwsRg6h28c

--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------

Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIdeKg5kt4

歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

来自silenthill的rap化翻译：

宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的（景）象
其实人类（历史）很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫：嗷~（玩完鸟）
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说：靠！（玩完鸟）
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少（pp都成了化石翘）（源自鸡翘）
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧，不想走你的老套

----------第一季各集名字（物理名词风格）和剧情概要---------

E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

对没看过The Big Bang Theory的,不知道怎么推荐才好,最有效是列台词吧~~~这部每集20分钟的情景喜剧灰常高智商,台词逆逻辑,爆笑,而且粉长见识.
当然,表演也可爱,几个角色从外型到个性都超有喜感.

前两天和W说,哪个剧里要是不正常的人多起来,马上就觉得有英国味了.The Big Bang Theory就是这种典型.

这是一群平均智商在180以上,天才的理工专业高等生的超现代生活.我们能想像的高智商特征都具备,夸张得超级可爱.

天才不仅仅是随便看一眼就能报出拼字游戏的准确答案;喜欢自己制造家庭影院而不是按着说明书组装;用写满量子论演算和弦理论草纸的公告板来讨女孩欢心;看超人电影时计算飞行速度和落体加速度;做爱前计算内分泌指数和通过观察瞳孔反应判断对方的性信息素.....

天才还拥有高额奖学金和不止一个博士头衔,会多国语言,能模仿各种口技,精通乐器和地方文化.....但是在别人使用双关语讽刺的时候需要明确地提示,并且两个天才并不能搬动一台电视机,在智商加起来超过360的情况下可能被一个四肢发达的粗汉剥掉裤子....另外,天才对犯过的错误是这样道歉的:

"Penny",""就像奥本海默站出来为他发明第一枚原子弹而道歉.... 我同样感到抱歉,为我参与的一点判断失误...人类伟大实验的标志在于主动承认错误....这些错误,例如居里夫人发现的镭...被发现具有巨大的科学研究潜力,虽然她此后死于慢性而痛苦的辐射中毒....另一例子,在埃博拉病毒的研究领域....." (直接摘字幕)

通常很容易就被他们得罪过的,但是不想陷于崩溃的正常人原谅了.

只看了前几集,但是罢工断粮的这段日子里,这剧让偶大乐.

无论你在任何职业任何圈子,都有机会成为别的专业或者其他圈子里的白痴,同样,只要你对某种趣味有足够的热情,也有机会把别人看成低能.

Big Bang Theory第一集里,Leonard 和 Sheldon谈论女人和未来的宝宝,

Sheldon :"(她)万一生出一个连曲线下面积用积分还是微分来算都搞不清的小孩怎么办??"

Leonard :"我想她还是会爱那个宝宝的."

Sheldon :"我不会."



呜呜,我也不会微积分...可是偶爱Sheldon........